1. Talking gibberish about his friends
Oh this is a big one, just like when talking about his family you tread in the No-Shit-Zone, similarly when you are talking about his friends, keep it mind that it is the Seriously-no-shit-zone! So yes, if you say random bull about his friends, the only people whom he values above you perhaps (don’t get green it is always true, sadly) then do not expect your value to rise any higher. A five month old baby could do this particular math so you might as well learn too!